| I'm so fat | Me: |
| I need to diet | Me: |
| I should start running | Me: |
| Omg I need to lose weight | Me: |
| Ugh I am so gross | Me: |
| I should eat healthier | Me: |
| -parents come home from supermarket- | |
| Yolo | Me: |
| omg im pregnant | girl 1: |
| omg im addicted to drugs | girl 2: |
| omg im always drunk | girl 3: |
| omg i accidentally reblogged this twice | me: |
extreme makeover: home edition
| i kinda like horses. | girl: |
| WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE. | ty: |



